How do real people do this?

This weekend I* have made:

Pumpkin nut muffins

Blueberry muffins

Brownies

Chicken tikka masala

Cauliflower "rice"

Lemonade

And probably more that I'm forgetting about in my Sunday evening haze. 

During the week I've been cooking from scratch at least every other day, and usually every day, and in the upcoming week I expect to make granola, cashew butter, and various from scratch recipes on a nightly basis. 

While I can't help but feel accomplished, there is something I can't ignore. I've had the luxury of having relatives over whose kids kept mine occupied, and I have the relative freedom and flexibility that comes along with being an educator during the summer - I don't by any means have the elusive "summer off" of which I've heard fairytales, but I've been fortunate to be able to work from home while my children are well taken care of - and I can barely keep up. 

So the question that keeps niggling at the back of my consciousness (and, during particularly busy days, asserts itself right front and center) is: How on earth do people actually do this? Real people. You know, the ones with full time jobs (often more than one) and small children and houses to keep and exercise responsibilities and all the other time-consuming activities that affect real people on a daily basis. How do they cook and clean (and don't forget how much more there is to clean up when you make a delicious dish from scratch) and have healthy lifestyles and eat whole foods and keep their kids happy and healthy and occupied while all this happens?

It's 6:45 on a Sunday night.  I am ready to throw in the towel, and the week hasn't even begun yet. Anyone? Bueller?

Comment below with ideas on how to eat wholesome food while balancing work, family, and self care!

*"I" in this case refers to some combination of myself and my husband. I've been laid up with a foot operation so he's been doing most of the work and I've taken most of the credit. But don't worry, he doesn't mind. 

Another photo I don't want to post

This is me, today, in the fitting room at a local sports store, trying on bathing suits. The suit fits remarkably well - much better than the one I wore out over the last several years - but this is (while it seems ridiculous) a milestone for me for another reason: because I was able to buy a suit that fit me in a store. 

I don't know if stores assume athletes are all under a certain size or what, but I remember being so frustrated and disappointed when I took my older daughter to the same store years ago, trying to find a new suit so I could swim for exercise. The trip was a failure - not only because I had a 1-year-old ducking between my legs and hiding behind mannequins the whole time, but because I ended up leaving empty handed, forced to buy a suit online and hope it fit. 

I did eventually manage to buy a suit online, and it did fit well. It was a size 42. I have no idea what the hell 42 means. 42 what? But, irrespective of confusing (to me, anyway) sizing conventions, the "swimming costume," as my daughters' favorite cartoon family would say, suited me well and has been a faithful companion for 3 years now. It was growing ragged, and with a little fewer lbs on my body I figured I'd give the sports store another try (this time without adventurous toddlers sabotaging the trip). 

So, here is me in the fitting room in a size 38 (whatever that means). I went on to spend way too much money on what, especially after swimming a mile in it, I consider to be a perfect suit, and as an added bonus I'm a faster swimmer now, because I don't have a saggy suit dragging in the water. Or because the suit is magic. I prefer to believe the latter. 

Decisions: 6 Months Later

Lately I've come to realize that life as an adult is an interminable series of decisions, each one more difficult than the next.

There were the relatively easy ones:

Should we get married? Of course.
Which house should we buy? That one is just perfect.
When to have the first child? 2 years seems about right.
How about the second? Another 2 years sounds great.

Then they get more difficult:

When one of the kids is sick, should we run this test or give that medicine, or trust that the ear infection/cough/dry skin/ailment of the week will resolve on its own?
Are my daughter and I doomed to having the dry skin on our upper arms forever, or is it really caused by some food we are eating? Should we try this cream/use this essential oil/change our diet to see if it will help?
Should I take this job, the one that pays less and requires more of my time but that I'll enjoy immensely?

Then there's the one that I haven't been able to nail down in 33 years of life and 15 years of trying to control my weight:

What and how should I eat?

The problem with this question is that there are so many convincing answers. So many experts cite so much research that supports any variety of diet modifications. It's the topic of many sardonic comments (one from the '90s about some kind of Grapefruit Diet comes to mind), but also of countless talk shows, podcasts, blogs, and books. And they all seem to make so much sense.

I am a smart woman. I studied neuroscience and math in college. I had planned on attending medical school before my serendipitous detour into education. I read. A lot. I understand how the body works. I understand about receptors and DNA transcription and translation and signal transduction and refractory periods and all manner of biological processes.

So why, then, is it so hard for me to understand what is going on in my body, and how to control it?

I think part of it is the faulty research upon which our national foundation has been resting for the last 30 or 40 years. Saturated fats, artificial sweeteners, trans fats, grains, the math of calories in vs. calories out and that 3,500 number that I have at times held so firmly in my grasp... There is stunningly conflicting information about every one of these items, and many more, everywhere you look. It all seems to make sense on the surface, and while I am a smart woman I am also a busy woman. And I have just had too much going on to dig below the surface and find truth.

So, finally, I looked where I've been looking more and more lately: evolution. If everything seems to make sense, what makes the most sense to me will be to follow evolution's lessons. The question I ask myself is: What would a cave person do? I began this line of questioning when I became a parent, and it formed my parenting philosophy: Breastfeeding, sleeping close to my babies, using natural infant hygiene rather than relying on diapers. So why should food be any different?

The husband and I have been lazily following Mark Sisson's blog, Mark's Daily Apple, for years. But, after a friend pointed me more solidly in this direction by way of Primal Boston, I decided to look more deeply and ultimately to commit to a primal diet. I haven't had a grain in 8 days, and in those 8 days I've lost about 8 pounds. I won't go into the ideology of the Primal Blueprint right now, but I'll say that it's the thing that makes the most sense, and that's given me the best and fastest results, after nearly half a lifetime of struggling with my weight. In just a week I've zoomed past the weight I was at when I became pregnant with my first child and am headed downward toward the somewhat lower weight I enjoyed when I learned Baby Number Two was on the way. I'm cooking and eating and enjoying every last minute, and I feel closer to satisfied with my diet than I have in ... well ... ever.

I will be back soon with an update, and I am hopeful I'll be able to report an even greater slimming and continued contentment with my food and exercise situation. See you soon!

Day 127: Where I've Been

I haven't given up. I haven't forgotten about myself. I haven't fallen off the wagon. Well. Not completely. Occasionally someone asks, "So are you still blogging?" or, "How's the weight loss going?" and I kind of grin and shrug. I'm just so busy.

But if I'm being honest with myself, that's not the only reason I haven't been around.

Yes - I have a wonderfully demanding job and an equally amazingly demanding family situation. I've been busy, for sure. But truthfully - I've de-prioritized my weight loss in favor of the path of least resistance. If I want to lose weight, I need to put some thought into it - and it's just easier to not think about it. 

Like I would in a good coaching session with an interview candidate or with one of the teachers I work with, I'll begin with the positives - because I do have quite a bit to celebrate. First, I have upheld my commitment to work with a trainer twice a week. Every Wednesday and Friday, I go into the studio and put on my best smile and push myself to do things that still seem harder than they should be, but nonetheless are much easier than they were 4 months ago when I started. Also, I have kept up with my commitment to stay away from excessive sweets, and excessive eating in general. I don't eat something if I don't like it, and even if I do like something I can control myself and not eat the entire thing. As a family we have made some wiser decisions regarding what to buy at the store, what to eat for snacks, and what to plan for dinner. It's a work in progress, but we are taking baby steps. I haven't gained any weight. I've even lost a little. And as for consciousness in general, I have been making a daily and even minute-by-minute effort to live consciously - to conduct my life in joy and peace, and to start unraveling that impatience and need to know the answers everything I'm wondering about RIGHT NOW! that crept up in my life around the time I got my first iPhone. I am meditating every day and slowly working to calm my relentless Energizer Bunny of a brain.

So...what are my challenges right now? Well, one big one is that while I am prioritizing my training sessions, I am not making it to the gym outside of those times. Which means that I am missing out on opportunities to increase my cardiovascular health (and let's face it - burn some calories). I don't often have the time to get to the gym, but I'm not looking for alternatives either. Tonight would have been the perfect evening to go for a walk with the girls, but I just SO didn't want to. So I pushed them on the swings until it was time to come in for dinner. Bo-ring! I have strayed from my commitment to not stuff myself once or twice, but the biggest challenge around food is that I feel too tired and too busy to adequately plan for our meals, particularly dinner. We scrape things together sometimes, but all too often it's frozen pizza (does it count as "healthier" if it's gluten free?) or takeout. I'm meeting with my favorite gym owner tomorrow to see if he can be of assistance with meal planning so that I can stop feeling guilty about it and just have a plan to follow.

So, while I'm not where I hoped and expected that I'd be on May 14, I am not giving up. I am happy with my commitment to live more consciously and keep myself healthier, and I am continuing to live that commitment and model it for my family members, colleagues and students. So that's something to be proud of - right?

Day 67: The good thing about norovirus

I know what you're thinking. Norovirus? Good? Those two words don't belong anywhere near each other. I know. Norovirus, for lack of a better word, sucks. My entire family had it last week - and some colleagues and a lot of students too. It's gross. But for me, this time around, it had some benefits. 

First, I didn't have to log every bite going into my mouth for about three days. There may have even been a 24-hour period where no food actually went into my mouth at all. When you're eating little more than crackers and toast, it's pretty easy to know you're not going over your RDA for, well, anything. 

Relatedly, I lost a couple pounds. I mean, it's not the ideal way to lose weight and a good deal of it was probably water weight from dehydration...but I definitely saw a dip in the scale which helped console me through the awful way I was feeling. 

Finally, and this one is genuine: I kicked my coffee addiction. I've been meaning to get off the coffee for a long time. In my life, anytime I've kicked one habit another rolled along and took its place. Coffee is a relatively harmless addiction, and I was only having a couple of cups a day, but I got to the point that I didn't even really enjoy the taste anymore - I was just drinking it so I didn't get sleepy or have a headache. So, after 3 days without coffee I decided I could live without drinking coffee and other caffeine sources on a regular basis. I have to say, I really feel a lot better. I actually have more energy, especially in the evenings. And the worst I suffered was a pretty nasty headache on Sunday evening. Who knew. 

I'm feeling good. I have kicked my biggest and nastiest habits and not lost my mind. I'm continuing to take small steps toward eliminating the remaining nasty stuff in my diet and replacing it with really good stuff. I feel strong when I work out and I am seeing slow but certain progress with my weight and my body composition. 

This is long, hard work. But it is worth it. I am worth it. 

On licking the spoon, or not.

This morning, my husband and daughter were making ice cream for a party. They poured the chocolate deliciousness into the bowl as I washed dishes next to them. My husband handed me the mixing paddle, dripping with creamy, frozen cocoa. "Take whatever taste you're going to take and then you can wash it," he said.  

Slowly, as if I was watching myself from somewhere else, I saw myself subtly shake my head and shrug my shoulders almost imperceptably as I took the tool from him and rinsed it off. 

You might be ready to ask me: Who cares, lady? What is the big deal in that series of actions?

The big deal is this: as a compulsive eater, I cannot remember any time, ever, in my first 32.5 years of life, when I didn't lick the spoon, the bowl, and half the batter for whatever was being made. I have been known to make cookie dough and never get a chance to use it for cookies. Once when I was baking with my husband, he commented how he had never seen someone lick the whole bowl before. The spoon, sure. The bowl? Who does that?

And me on the inside thinking - Is that true? Other people don't use the rubber spatula to clean out every last chunk of brownie batter while murmuring "nom muah mawm nom"?

That was probably 4 or 5 years ago, and still - when I make cookie dough chunks for ice cream, I have to work under close supervision to ensure that the sweet treat I'm making for my daughter doesn't just end up being vanilla flavored. 

Addiction will do these things to a person. I start to smell the batter or dough or ice cream base, and then I need to taste it. I get some on my hand and lick it off, which makes me want more and more, and soon I'm sticking a finger or two directly into the sweet goodness over and over again. The recipe was for a dozen cupcakes and we only ended up with seven...oops. 

All this happens, by the way, when no one else is around. No one sees me eat every single bit of dough left over in the mixing bowl after we make gingerbread cookies, which I don't even like. 

So, passing up the opportunity to have amazing chocolate ice cream at 8:00am, even though it seems like such a trivial thing, is a HUGE victory over here. 

Overall I have seen a sharp decline in my compulsive eating behavior since taking control of the my diet and acknowledging that I am the one with the power to determine what goes into my body. I was faced with a bag of my absolute favorite candy today, and I was able to dole out the candies into individual serving bags to eliminate the compulsion to finish the bag once I start it. I even had a couple  and put the rest aside for someone else to enjoy. 

This seemingly small win is such a huge step in my life. I am proud of myself, and encouraged to continue working to make good food choices. 

Comment below if you have a similar story, or if you're just needing some encouragement from someone who has walked in your shoes. 

Day 47: On crying during exercise.

I've been frustrated recently because it seems to me that I am not making progress with my weight loss. For awhile I was stagnant, and then I started tracking my food intake and lost a few pounds. But then I was right back to the plateau - way earlier than I should have hit it, in my opinion. I couldn't understand it - I was doing all the right things. Stopped eating out of habit. Stopped binging on sugar. Slowed down on my carbohydrate intake, and increased my protein. Exercised at least twice a week, usually 3-4 times (compared with exactly zero times a week for the better part of the last 5 years). And these weren't puny little workouts either. I left with my legs feeling like jelly every time. It was a crapshoot whether or not I'd be able to lift my arms the next day. (Presently, I cannot.)

So, I did what many of you nice folks suggested. I spoke with my trainer and - what do you know? We figured something out.

Apparently, my activity level was set to "superhero" / "full-time athlete" / "lumberjack" / "American Ninja Warrior."

And, apparently, I am none of these things.

I had been feeling pretty good about my intake. I was tracking, eating yummy food, exercising, and not feeling too terribly hungry. So, imagine my surprise when my trainer suggested that my calorie intake could be cut by a quarter. Twenty-five percent. I had been expressing my frustration while doing some TRX rows and I started to tear up. Irrespective of the fact that it makes literally no sense to work out and cry at the same time, the tears were still there. Did the trainer notice? Maybe. Probably. He was perfectly matter-of-fact about the whole thing, which really made me tear up even more. One thing I love about this studio is that all the trainers and I have gotten to know each other really well and they are all SO supportive, even when I feel like a hippo trying to dance ballet sometimes. Later, in the office as we looked at my intake profile, I wanted to cry again. "I'm going to be starving all the time!" I said. 

But, I've done this before and I can do it again. This time, rather than just being ok with being hungry, or eventually getting fed up and stuffing my face with sea salt caramels (which is what I would have done in days gone by) I want to work to find higher-protein snacks and eat more vegetables.

So, I changed my calorie goal in this silly little app. Have I seen any changes yet? Well, I'm starving every day. So apparently I need to do more work on the protein and vegetable front. I have dropped a little weight, but not enough to go shouting it from the rooftops quite yet. 

But, the commitment is still there and I am hopeful. Now, I need to keep dancing so that I can reach the first round of goals I set for myself 47 days ago. 

Dear Grandmother

I am sure that anyone who's been following along with my blog over the last 7 weeks or so has gotten the impression that this is a weight-loss and fitness blog. That's my fault. The intent of my collecting my thoughts and putting them to print is to really help me be mindful and conscious in my life. Weight loss and exercise have, understandably, been at the forefront of my consciousness and so that's what I've been writing about. I say this by way of explanation for what comes next: an entry that is decidedly not related to weight loss or exercise. I'll be back with my typical rantings later in the week. 

Dear Grandmother,

Happy 85th Birthday!

So much has happened in the last year. The baby is not such a baby anymore. She's walking, and talking, and giving us a run for our money. The big girl is in preschool. She is bright and sassy and beautiful and difficult and perfect. They love each other so much. It has been hard, just like you said it would be, but it's getting a little easier. 

I'm working for myself, doing what I love, and I am appreciated every day for what I do. 

The hubby is doing great things and is just the perfect guy for me and our girls. 

Mom and Dad moved out to the east coast just like they said they would. It was hard to leave all they've known, but they just light up when they get to spend time with the girls - and the girls do, too. 

The kids know your name. Our big girl even talks about you sometimes. She remembers when we flew to Kansas City to surprise you and Dad for your birthdays last year. She remembers going to see you in your apartment. She asks questions about where you live, if you came with Mom and Dad to live here, and if we can go visit you. That's a tough one, Grandma. I just don't know how to answer a 3-year-old when she asks questions like that. 

Not a day goes by that I don't think of standing in the supermarket with the girls, listening to my mom's message that you weren't going to make it. You were always so healthy and strong. You always took such good care of yourself. I just couldn't believe that the cough you had developed was going to end your life. 

I talked to the nurses that day. They told me you made a decision and stuck to it. You were gone that evening and it was just a shock to me. I wrote the eulogy for your funeral, but I made the officiant read it. It's nearly a year later and I still can't look at it without losing my composure. 

With all that was going on in my life, I never truly got a chance to process the loss that I felt. My kids provided a shelter from feeling the grief that I needed to feel. They still needed care, and my focus was always on them. Today they are out of the house and I am alone and taking the time to feel all those feelings that have been bubbling up for almost a year. 

I still feel connected to you, Grandma, and I want you to know that I will keep your spirit alive by showing our babies pictures of you and telling them stories of your cooking, and your rules, and your toilets that I couldn't flush because there was only a limited supply of well water. 

And I will continue to think of you every week around Valentine's Day. We will miss seeing your cards come in the mail, but we will feel your love. 

I miss you. 

Love,

Nicci

Day 37: Seriously?!

In case it wasn't clear from the title, I am frustrated. More hard work - and I mean hard work. More diligence with monitoring my food intake (and optimizing it when I have the energy). Three days this week that ended with a significant calorie deficit. Getting in my scheduled workouts and more, despite 2 sicknesses and 6 feet of snow. 

And yet the scale stays the same. 

What gives?

I'd like to say I feel better, but since I'm sick for the second time in less than a month I can't. I'd like to say I'm happier and feel more balanced, but that's not true either. Right now I just feel like I'm busting my ass for not much return. 

Maybe, if my personal trainer were to measure my hips or chest or waist, I would see a difference in inches. I don't know. What I do know is that, after over a month of exercising and eating diligently, I expected more from myself. 

I'm feeling pretty demotivated right now. 

Tell me some happy stories! I need to know that I'll come out the other side a happier and healthy mama. 

Day 25: Progress

Well, now we're getting somewhere. 

After my pity party 10 days ago, my sister-in-law reminded me that I have a very cool app that helps me track my food, water, macronutrients, exercise, and anything else I might want to track. I was pretty sure I knew I was eating what I needed to eat in order to lose weight, but I decided to humor her. 

I fiercely did not want to track my intake, for a lot of reasons. Mainly, I didn't want to get hung up on the calories in-calories out mentality, because there are so many other things that play into weight. I know I need to focus more on those other things if I don't want to boomerang right back to an unhealthy weight. But I did track my intake, faithfully, and now I'm seeing the results I was struggling to see before. 10 days and 4 pounds later, I must admit that I am happy I am tracking. But, I'm also still concerned about losing the details by focusing on the big calorie picture.  (The Calorie Myth by Jonathon Bailor is a good read for anyone interested in why calories are only one small piece of the weight puzzle. Any podcast bearing his name is great, too.) As long as I remain conscious, and keep working on improving my diet by small steps, I know I will create in myself a new lifestyle and mentality that will help me maintain a healthy weight for life. 

What's different about me today?

About a month into my commitment to improve my life, I have noticed some qualitative changes that are pretty cool. 

I don't crave sugar nearly as much as I did before. I went to an Overeaters Anonymous meeting once, and they mentioned to avoid refined sugar. I asked my host why and she said that it was considered a trigger food. I've held onto that note for the last twelve years since that meeting, and I believe it. I definitely notice that when I don't eat sugar, I don't crave sugar. 

I feel a lot lighter walking up the stairs. Even when I'm carrying one of my kids. It's amazing what a little strength training can do to make you feel ... stronger!

I can get up from sitting on the floor. Even when I'm holding one of my kids. I have trained my 19-month-old to get off my lap and stand on the floor while I stand. Then, and only then, will I pick her up. Now it's much easier to just stand up - I don't have to rock back and forth and make a production out of it. If someone had told me 10 years ago that at 32 I would be celebrating my ability to stand up off the floor, I would have laughed. 

All in all, I feel better today than I did a month ago. Comment below to share your progress as well!

Day 15: My scale is broken.

It must be. It has to be. I can think of no other explanation. 

Every few days, when I'm feeling particularly lean (read: hungry), I take the scale out of the closet and hop on. And every single time it reads the same number. 

233.5

It doesn't seem to matter whether I weigh myself first thing in the morning or right before bed, before I eat or after a hearty lunch, undressed or wearing full SWAT gear. 

233.5

So then I get the kids involved. They love the scale so they have no problem patiently waiting for me to zero the display and then standing on it as if it were an MBTA trolley or a snowboard: knees slightly bent, arms out for balance, eyes straight ahead. Forty-eight, one reads. 32.5, says the other. Then I step back on, and up goes the readout. 

233.5

Now, for those of you who are keeping a tally, this ain't my first rodeo. A month ago I could have written the script for the way my weight loss would go down. I would exercise a lot, I would watch my diet a great deal, and within days I would see the fat falling off. After a while, the weight loss would slow down, but I would still see changes in my body and go down in clothing sizes. That's the way it happened in 2002. And 2005. And 2008 and 2012. But that's not what's happening now. I feel sore, I feel tired, and I feel angry. I feel like my body is betraying me by not showing much difference - if any - even though I'm working my ass off. I know that the scale is not the only thing that matters - but it's one of the things that matter, and the one from which I expected to see a change before all others. 

I tell myself I won't get back on, but it doesn't work. Whenever I feel like I might be a little lighter than I was the day before, I drag it back out and the self-shaming starts all over again. It can be really demotivating, but I just have to turn it into motivation to work even harder and do even better. 

When will this change? Sooner or later something's gotta give - right? How am I going to reach my goals if I can't even manage to lose a couple pounds?

Day 11: Exercise is hard.

No, I didn't have a heart attack. I didn't fall off the wagon this early in the game. I'm just tired. And busy. But mostly tired. And I have a phone that likes to eat posts when they're 3/4 of the way written, which is good for adding another layer of unnecessary irritation to my life. 

My trainers had me fooled. The first session on Day 2 - it wasn't easy, don't get me wrong. But it didn't kill me. I was able to move the way she wanted me to move.  I was tolerably tired at the end and pleasantly sore the next day. I even went for a nice swim on Day 3. I swam nonstop for 20 minutes and worked on my endurance and on maintaining good form while my muscles were tired from the exertion and sore from the previous day's workout. This isn't so bad, I thought as I made my way to my car. 

So on Day 4 when I sauntered into the studio and met my trainer for the day, I had no idea what I was in for. Apparently during the first session they were just feeling out my limits. And since then, our focus has been on breaking through them.

I can't do this. 

About 43 minutes and 15 seconds into my second 45-minute session, those words started playing on a loop in my mind. I was doing medicine ball slams, a very loud exercise that always seems really fun but manages to completely kick my ass. My foolish mind took my trainer's "two minutes" literally, so when my four 30-second sets were over, I threw down the ball triumphantly. "Ummm, whatcha doing?" I heard him say. "Next set is starting. GO!"

What? Crap. Really? FOUR MORE SETS?! Oooooookay............ As I struggled to pick up that ball over my head and slam it down, over and over and over, I thought to myself again, I can't do this. 

But I will. 

Soon enough the workout was over and I was stretching and showering and carrying on with my day. I find myself excited and nervous every time I have a training session. I hired trainers because I know they will push me harder than I will push myself. It takes me out of my comfort zone, which is - well - uncomfortable. But I keep going back, because I know it's worth it. I took some Day 10 photos this morning. Aside from the fact that I appear to be succumbing to gravity, I do think I'm seeing some subtle changes. Those moments that push my limits are the ones that will change my body. 

What exercise pushes your limits? Do you seek it out or avoid it like the plague?

Temptation

There's a reason people wait until the end of the holiday season to start watching what they eat. It's the same reason many people gain weight around the holidays. There are so many treats and rich foods around, so much temptation, that we want to be able to gorge ourselves on gingerbread cookies and fudge and pie and fruitcake (has anyone ever actually eaten fruitcake?) and mashed potatoes and stuffed shells and whatever else our families and friends supply in seemingly unlimited quantities. After the holidays, we say, we will pay more attention to what we eat. During November and December  - nearly 20% of the year, by the way - there's just too much temptation. We cannot possibly be expected to limit ourselves when the culinary possibilities are so limitless. But after New Year's, when the cookies and pies aren't staring us in the face at every turn? Sure. Then, we can cut back. 

But there's a problem with that line of reasoning: What happens when we are tempted at the Valentine's Day party and the Memorial Day barbeque and the Fourth of July celebration and Susie's birthday party and all the other occasions where yummy food is just sitting out for the taking? If you're anything like me, you will eat and eat until you can't eat anymore. And then you'll have dessert. 

If we don't teach ourselves how to control ourselves in the face of temptation, then the next time temptation comes up we won't control ourselves. We will keep going back for those delicious (and terrible) frosted sugar cookies. We will sneak another serving of pie or an extra meatball or keep going back to those delicious caramels we keep in the cabinet for special occasions. 

As a teacher, especially when I taught elementary school, it was too much for me. Parents want to do something nice for teachers, and a lot of the time that nice thing turns out to be edible. So I would go home for winter vacation with armloads of empanadas, cookies, tamales, candy, tres leches cake - you name it. And my inexplicable guilt over wasting food would lead to my consuming every single bit of it. Even the stuff I didn't like. Even when I wasn't hungry. 

This year, I thought I'd made it through unscathed. Until one of my tutoring families gave me this awesome gift package. I opened it and saw my favorite awful candy of all time: candy corn. They knew how much I love candy corn, and they gave me a whole bag of it. As I turned over the crinkly bag in my hand, I wondered what I should do with this temptation. Candy corn is one of those things of which I could mindlessly eat an entire bag and then feel like crap, and then go looking for more. So at first, I thought,"I have to throw this away. I can't control myself."

And then I thought, "That's just ridiculous. I can do whatever I want."

So I decided candy corn would be my sweet treat and I would have one serving and put it away. And guess what. That's exactly what I did. Because I control what I do. Not candy corn, or coffee cake, or chewy Chips Ahoy. Just me. 

Since then I have resisted some urges and stepped out of some patterns that might seem small but are huge for me. It just took that little bit of self-talk and affirmation to remind myself who's in charge. 

What's your temptation? How can you kick that temptation in the face and take back control?

Day 1: Goals

Two hundred thirty-three pounds. 

Forty-two-inch chest, 49-inch waist, and 49-inch hips.

And carrying a whole lot of potential. 

Well, crap. 

I don't want to do this. 

I told myself I'd publish all my dirty details. But I so don't want to. I told my husband the fitness assessment wasn't good. "Did you expect it to be?" he asked, ever the pragmatist. Well, no. I guess not. But part of the reason I resisted seeking help for so long was that I didn't want to face the numbers. 

But, here they are. And rather than feeling weighed down by the baggage, I choose to feel lifted by potential. 

I know all my teacher friends will chuckle when they see I was required to write SMART goals for myself - that is, goals that are Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Realistic, and Timely. If any of the teachers I support see this, they'll chuckle as well since I'm sure my voice haunts their sleep: "How can you make that learning goal a little SMARTer?" I better be able to write a damn good SMART goal for myself. 

My goals are pretty simple: lose pounds, lose body fat, and exercise more. I based them off of what I think is realistic for myself - working out 3 times a week is pretty realistic when I'm paying for someone to lead me through 2 of those workouts, and as the scale lowers (which it will because of my nutrition if nothing else), the body fat percentage will go right along with it. 

These photos are, I'm sure you know, not easy to share. I remember myself as a 165-lb. triathlete who was cheering on my teammates as we ran the Big Kahuna half-Ironman triathlon in 2006. I remember wearing spaghetti string tank tops out to the bar with my friends and feeling so good about myself. 

Today, I am working really hard at being proud of my body. I am proud that it has borne two perfectly imperfect little girls and nursed them both for as long as they have wanted and needed to nurse. I am proud of my body inasmuch as I am proud of myself - for working so hard at developing as a parent, as a professional, as a human.  But I it would be disingenuous of me to pretend I love the way I look. 

But, this endeavor has not been undertaken out of vanity. Obesity leads to so many other complications - Type II diabetes, heart disease, stroke, and the list goes on. I want to lead a healthy life and show my kids how to do the same. And, dropping a few pounds will relieve a lot of stress from my joints which are already screaming for a break. 

I am so eager to get to my first personal training session on Friday, so I can work on getting stronger and improving my stability. Step by step, I will reach these goals and never look back. With my supportive family and friends, I will make the lifestyle changes necessary to maintain a healthy weight and level of exercise. It all starts with a goal. 

What are your goals for improving your health and fitness?

Today, I Turned Down Chocolate

OK, maybe "turned down" isn't entirely accurate because I believe that in order for me to turn down something, it first needs to be offered by someone.  

This chocolate was more just existing. Existing ever so demurely in the corner of a common area at work as if to say, "You can have me. If you want. Do you want me?" So I guess maybe I was right before when I said I turned it down, because that shameless chocolate was offering itself. 

One Valentine's Day years ago, when I was a kindergarten teacher, a student brought me a huge box of Ferrero Rocher chocolates. I'm sure you've seen them around - the round chocolates with nuts and the hazelnut cream center? I was excited, because you know how much I love sweets. I couldn't wait to have one. I may have even opened them in my classroom after the kids left that day. I hurriedly unwrapped one, excited for the treat I was about to have. I took one bite, and I remembered. 

I hate these things. 

They always look so good, so enticing. But I really kind of hate hazelnut. So, naturally, I did what anyone would do. 

"Did you throw the candies away?" you ask. No way! "Oh, then you put them in the teachers' lounge so others could enjoy them, didn't you?" I hear you think. Ummmmm, no. "Well, then surely you donated them to a worthy cause?" That's a negative. 

Any addict will tell you - even subpar product does the trick. Just like a true seeker isn't usually too particular about the exact form her fix takes, so am I rather un-picky about how the processed sugar makes its way into my belly and brain. So if I didn't get rid of them, what did I do with them? You guessed it. 

I ate every last one of them. 

And that's no isolated incident. Last Halloween, after all the "good" candy had been scavenged, I was sneaking Mounds and Almond Joy out of the box that was stashed high in my bedroom closet, just because I needed something sweet. I ate them with a grimace, because I hate coconut even more than I hate hazelnut. In fact, one year when I was very young, I flew into a very uncharacteristic rage at my birthday party because I thought I tasted coconut on the cake. With such a hatred for coconut, you'd think I'd be able to find something to do other than hide in my closet eating coconut candy bars 3 weeks after Halloween had passed. 

I tell these anecdotes for a couple reasons. First, I think there are many people out there who can relate. And second, because the candy that beckoned to me with its siren's call today? It was a single, solitary Ferrero Rocher. 

And I Turned It Down. 

Breakfast Battles

Today, I witnessed my 3-year-old throw one of the biggest tantrums she's ever thrown. And that's saying a lot. And it was all over a waffle.

My sweet girl is allergic to corn. You'll come to know, if you spend any time here at all, that corn is everywhere and everywhere is corn. So her diet is pretty limited. Not nearly as extreme as some kids I know, but still. It makes life a considerable amount more difficult for us. On Sundays, we always have bacon and eggs for breakfast. Always. Without fail. But, since the holidays began, the only kind of bacon she can eat, outside of us butchering our own pig, is unavailable. To make it up to her (she is incredibly disappointed) I told her I'd make waffles this morning. I said this on Friday night. 

This morning the first thing she said to me was not, "Good morning, Mama! I hope you slept well. It's so wonderful to see you!"  No. Instead her eyes peered up at me expectantly as she grinned and said, "Are you making waffles today?" Yes, sweetheart. Yes I am. 

All went well as both she and her 18-month-old sister helped me mix the dry ingredients, mix the wet ingredients, even beat some egg whites for texture. They helped me pour the wet into the dry, and even kept a respectful distance from the hellfire-hot waffle iron. 

When the first waffle hit the plate, big sis was on it. "Can I have that one mama? Can I have that one? I really want that one." Patiently she waited as, one by one, we poured and waited. Six whole waffles later, she finally got her wish and was given a whole, entire waffle complete with butter and syrup to go with her eggs. 

Breakfast continued in a similarly uneventful manner until her waffle was nearly gone. Her first big, huge waffle wasn't even finished yet, and now she was asking for another one. Hmm. What I don't want to do is to make food a power struggle. What I do want to do is model restraint and help my kids understand what portion sizes are, how much of each macronutrient we should eat in relation to the others, and why each is important. "Let's finish what we have first, before we get any more." Not, for the record, an acceptable answer to a 3-year-old. She did finish, and when I explained that the 2 big waffles were going in the freezer for later and that she would get one section, or 1/4 of a waffle, she lost her mind. 

Quarter-waffle in hand, she let out the biggest, loudest scream and continued on that path for about 10 minutes. We took her to her room to calm down. I hugged her. We reminded her that screaming like a beast has never resulted in her getting the thing we said she couldn't have in the first place. We reminded her of why we were saving the waffles and why she shouldn't be eating so much waffle in one sitting anyway. She was really, really worked up. Eventually she ate the quarter-waffle in the same way she ate the four quarters before it: by dipping it quietly into the syrup on the corner of her plate and enjoying every last bite. She apologized for yelling, she said she didn't know why she was crying, and I felt like a huge jerk. 

I know as a parent I need to hold my ground when I am convinced I'm doing the right thing, but what's a food addict to do when food becomes the ground over which we're battling?

Day 0: Commit.

I've been doing some thinking, about what a heap of garbage 2014 was, and how high my hopes are for 2015. This year, as I combed through our address book to make out Christmas cards, I was profoundly depressed by how many names belonged to the recently deceased. So many loved ones left our world too soon, and it's something that's been weighing on me pretty heavily. I've been thinking about my two sweet girls and any future children we may have, and how I want to be around to see all their big milestones, and how I want to be able to participate actively in their lives, now and 50 years from now. My high hopes are unlikely to be realized by my sitting around eating chips and sea salt caramels every day.  So, I decided it's time for some changes. 

First, food. It's no secret I've always had an unhealthy relationship with food, from even before the first time I finished an entire box of bacon crackers in one sitting as a pre-teen, or my first pint of One Sweet Whirled ice cream as a college student. It's no coincidence that this year's Thanksgiving pecan pie disappeared slice by slice while no one else was in the kitchen. And the Christmas one too. 

My husband was telling me the other day how, to make a change in your life, you should stop blaming the past and just make the change. As if it's that easy. You don't beat down a lifetime of habits and compulsions and unhealthy obsessions just because you decide to. It's just. Not. That. Easy. 

But, I guess it has to be. Because if I don't commit, I'll be destined to repeat these same negative patterns that got me into this unhealthy place. 

It was overwhelming to change everything about my diet at once, so I started with the hardest thing and the one that I think will make the most difference: SUGAR. Even writing this is hard, such is my love for the powdery white substance that, on some days, has made up over half my calories. I created a rule for myself: one or two small treats each day is enough. That may seem really boring and like not that big of a deal, but for a food addict like me, it's terrifying. I've always had this inexplicable compulsion to "get it or someone else will." I have to try one of every dessert at a catered event. I have to go back for a second, a third, a fourth brownie because they were JUST SO GOOD. I would pace an endless circuit of couch - pantry - fridge - repeat, going back for another taste of the sweet du jour sometimes after less than a minute, long after I knew I should have stopped.  One treat begets another and another, and altogether they do little for me apart from engendering a feeling of immediate guilt and a crash 20 minutes later. 

So, one small treat at lunchtime if I feel like it. One after dinner. No exceptions. Not even for my favorite, favorite, favorite, ooey gooey chocolate brownie sundae dessert. 

Apart from that, it's time to start paying attention to those pesky portion sizes. Eating out of the chip bag, or the peanut canister, or the ice cream carton, has been my MO for the last 25 years of my life. I know better, but I get lazy or start thinking I can eyeball servings. And that is always the beginning of the end for monitoring my intake. I want my kids to have a healthy relationship with food and know what is going in their bodies.  It is time to lead by example and stop that nonsense. 

Next, exercise. I have been living in a "my kids won't let me leave them anywhere" jail cell for a long time. Now that my schedule has some more flexibility, I have committed to work with a personal trainer twice a week for the next six months. I have been afraid to do much on my own because I don't want to aggravate past injuries, but I'm confident now that I've found someone who will teach me how to work within my ability and hopefully get back into triathlon shape one day. 

And, finally, I've started practicing an overarching theme of consciousness. Dropping habits, because those are mindless, and really thinking about what I'm doing. Not checking my email every 35 seconds. Or Facebook. Or blog hits. Not picking up my phone at stop lights. Not finishing just one text before playing with my kids because, contrary to what I seem to believe, the world will not explode if Jen or Jon or Melissa don't know what I need to say right this second. I'm trying to check out my reflex reactions to situations by asking myself, "What's up with that?" "Why does that make me feel this way?" "How will thinking about this (or dwelling on it) help me?" In sum, I am trying to be more aware of who I am and what I am doing in this world. Enjoying the moment I'm in because I don't ever know if I'll have another. Embracing the frustrations life brings, as learning opportunities rather than obstacles and annoyances. 

Welcome to my journey. I invite you to take it with me.